Face Lift

A woman in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.
The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob."
This small knob is implanted on the back of a woman's head
and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect
of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman wanted
"The Knob."Fifteen years later the woman went back to the
surgeon for a consultation."All these years everything had been
working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions
and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying
problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes
and the knob won't get rid of them."The doctor looked at her
and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
Then she replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee!"