THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD: S.hip H.igh I.n T.ransit

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE!!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
S.hip H.igh I.n T.ransit Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English
language.

Consider: You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or
have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your
shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit
or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,
lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky
shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep
shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are
colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds
like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit,
not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot
of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of
shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language. And remember,
once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give
a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, shit,
it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that
I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without
a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load
of shit from some shit-head..... well, Shit Happens!!!